Us men, in our desire to demonstrate an intelligent machismo, often suffer disappointments, as it happened to a good friend of ours:

At El Arenal there is a center that Danlidenses know as “El Lugar Tranquilo” (The Quiet Place) where you can eat grilled meat, cassava rind, soft drinks and other goodies.

There is also a small zoo where you can visit monkeys, flamingoes, coatis, rabbits and many other birds.

In the place rooms are rented to couples who request them.

Once, our macho friend brought a female friend to El Lugar Tranquilo, rented a room, and both surrendered to the desires and rejoicing.

A monkey managed to escape from captivity and began walking across the ceiling of the room where the couple was located.

They were so absorbed in their caresses, that did not realize the monkey was wrenching up the room; and seeing the couple, it aroused in the animal his sexual appetites, and neither short nor lazy, he fell upon our friends, with such accuracy that he fell on the man’s bare back, put his tail between the man’s legs and with his arms gripped his neck.

Our macho friend, feeling that lump on his body, feeling surprised got up, and looking at the monkey he thought it was the devil, and started screaming, going out naked with the lady, to the surprise of the clientele of the place.

Had it not been for the business owner who came out and grabbed the monkey, our friend were still running. Thus concluded the biggest perra of Danli.